I hate IE. Truly.
Justin: I agree. But there's a reason why the whole world eats Mcdonalds. It's near-free and on every corner.
I've decided that Justin needs to write a book titled:
I have a metaphor for everything
My mind constructs dioramas for every idea I ever have
by Justin Jewett
"Dear Diary: In the mall I pass a clothing store. A colorful T-shirt is on a mannequin in the window. The message on the T-shirt says “No Fear.” I break through the window with my hands and shred the T-shirt into pieces. I am not being made fun of by this clothing."
From the Morning News
: The Occasional Diary Entries of German Director Werner Herzog
Justin and I had conversation like this today about trying to keep all your music libraries organized:
"I mean, when is the last time you even THOUGHT about de la soul? And here I apparently have like six of their albums."
"More than you would think."
"Yeah, it's cyclical for me. I have a pretty extensive knowledge of it, but I've been mostly metal for about 5 years. I should make a shirt: MOSTLY METAL."
There's a dance studio next door to our office, out of which floats sounds of Irish step dancing, polkas, and if you're lucky, sometimes the whole soundtrack to "Dirty Dancing." Today, it was a kid-oriented class, and we hear on of the instructors knock on the bathroom door, looking for a youngin' who'd gone missing...
"Darren, are you in there? I just wanted to make sure you hadn't fallen in."
Debra asked if Robyn
was Miley Cyrus and Jocelyn and I got mad. I said, "she's cute and British, you have to like her" and then Jocelyn said, "no, she's Swedish."
Then Debra said, "oh I'm Swedish so I like other Swedes."
Then Jocelyn said: "well, your swedar is isn't so sweet" Read More
"Is this why people say 'maybe' when they mean 'yes,' but hope you'll think it's 'no' when all they really mean is, Please, just ask me once more, and once more after that?
-Call Me By Your Name
, André Aciman
I was talking to Justin about the snow storm that happened today and he started in on how living in an arctic climate is the safest place from zombies. You see "zombies freeze and then you can snipe them". That's not the quote though
, because at the end of the conversation I said "Well, I gotta go grease my sniper rifle" and then he said...wait for it...
"Just remember Jessica, you never have to reload knives."